Sunday, September 10th, 2006
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5:29 pm - Screw the earth that made oxygen sacred. but other than that...
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woooooooah.. life has its ways of knocking the air out of you...
eh... what's next...
current music: Grime - Keep It Moving
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Sunday, July 16th, 2006
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7:27 pm - Whooo ha.
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I'm done! HA! I've got to wake up at the impossible time of 9am tomarrow...
Old smells and the stench of dust would rise from each and every piece of furnature in the house. I felt the humid heat pounding against my flesh. This warmth would seep into my body through the tiny little holes and start to make me sweat like a pig in a sawna. A fucking sawna of the sun which never seemed to let up. My sweat would pour and pour until the entired room was filled with floating furnature. My sloth would chain me to just float in my putrid waste. Eventually the house was filled to the tip top and I would be found drowned a couple hours later when it began to pour out of the chimney.
That is my midget of a story today.
"Brooklyn you ain't nothing."
current music: MSI - Brooklyn Hype (part one)
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4:26 am - yawn. List of mementos.
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My photo class final pictures are due Tuesday and I'm only halfway through the first role... I chose to do wierd antique toys and those creepy looking porcilain dolls... hahah.. I just have one problem... Where can I buy BW Tmax 400 film on a fucking sunday in Arizona. Shiza.
I've also been browsing thrift stores for a keyboard piano... I really want one bad... so if you find one let me know.
I'm quite unsure what to think about all of this living.... but I think I'll manage.
current music: MSI - Played
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Friday, June 30th, 2006
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3:02 am - My art will not fail.
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I can do much better than this. I am myself.... and I will developed this discusting bile of film... this atrociously fine ammount of prints and Tag up those fucking walls. Expect a donkey jackass joining town soon.
MSI was a good show as usual.. mr. urine just loves to take his cloths off everytime.
DAMN YOU KEVIN.. I can't get this song out of my head.
hahahhahaha what a trip.
current music: Gnarles Barkley - Crazy
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Sunday, June 25th, 2006
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6:04 pm - Officially....
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The craziest, psycho, day of my life...
I could not put words on it. I don't think I ever want to mention it again. ....
My fingers would glue themselves to keys if I held them their long enough.
And I officially Scared the shit out of some random kid at counter culture... I felt like that crazy uncle, It was great.
DAMN YOU LEPRICAUNS!
current music: something or another
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Thursday, June 22nd, 2006
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1:21 pm - shriek of embrace, her orgasm haste.
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Nothings fucking never good enough for these cock guzzlers anymore.. nothing fucking genuine, asking for too fucking much.
Damn you weman.
fucking gotta buy some dominos now, (the game).
current music: Citizen Fish - Flinch
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Thursday, June 15th, 2006
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3:19 am - RIP Houdine
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It just so happens to be very clear,
that my cat has disappeared,
I think he lays in the ground,
never to make another peep or sound,
RIP Houdine, lean, cuddly, mean, gay cat, killing machine.
Apparently he ran away with our 15 year old fish...
because she has also completely disappeared from her dish.
hah I made it ryme. I'm cool.
I will always remember the good times.
current music: Flux of the Pink Indians
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Sunday, April 30th, 2006
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8:03 pm - Picture of Words.
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YOU!!! draw me a picture.... with scorpions in leather spandex, and a cornicopa amount of different types of corn, pop corn, jelly corn, corn corn, with jazz music and tuna fish covered pizza. Noodles over flowing from a tin can with a hole in it from a bullet flying towards the ass of a koala bear which has a baby eating it's mother shit in order to eat those damn poisonious leaves. Let's not forget the immense monkeys breaking doors down and throwing heavy jagged bricks at windows, causing all sorts of panic and cursing as well as stealing picnic baskets from bears and erratically shaking children which should not be shaken. And this all goes on inside of a tiny, little, itty, bitty casket.
I'd rather not make any sense at all than be close to normal.
current music: Dog Fashion Disco - Dead Virgins Don't Sing
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Saturday, April 22nd, 2006
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2:00 am - Funny hidden Records..
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Yesterday wasn't so bad.
Thanks for tuning in.
current music: OLD ass records that arn't mine in the closet.
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Friday, April 21st, 2006
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4:23 am - 30 hours of rotten research... 19 hours of slaughted taste buds.
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Dribble.... I scribbled it down due to my civil liberties,
timber... and may the branches break your legs.
Stupid plague... may it forever keep you awake..
mind quake... may you forever have a head ache.
tiny trace... of shit you cant get rid of..
know your place... when push comes to shove.
That bullshit you know... only makes it worse,
the curse of knowlege will keep you emerced.
Don't conform... dont accept.. dont forget.
lessons to regret.
current music: Fear - Let's Start a War
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Monday, March 20th, 2006
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2:21 am - Walk the Walk... Stop Talking.
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I don't believe I have much to say right now.
Sometimes it takes extreme things to change the world.... or at least a person.
Hahah I didn't drink on St. Pattys day.
I made a pact with myself;
you could call it a St. Pattys Day resolution.
Except there is only one problem,
there is still a 6 pack of mine in the fridge.
So after I feel like drinking it and do, (not one to waste)
The pact will be: I have to not drink until i'm 21...
Think I can last about 10 months?
I think I'll manage.
Spring breaks over... go home pansy's.
current music: Crass - Systematic Death
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Friday, March 10th, 2006
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2:25 am - BLAST!!! Ideas, Ideas, Ideas....
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Armadillo and a dog... mix em together... Armadog (pronounced: Arm-A-Dog)!!! fuck yeah... I want one of those. I thought it up now I need a genetic biologist... I'll split the idea/money with you half/half!!
hmm, I'm watching Rosewell (that documentary about an alien siting).. fun shit... the government is stupid to cover it up... If nothing happened then they shouldn't have had to write 3 different reports(which the excuses seem to change with each one of them).
Eeepp... I have to write a narrative... dangit. gnite.
current music: Mr. Bungle - My Ass Is On Fire
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Tuesday, February 28th, 2006
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12:18 am
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The next person who says the 2 words "Marijuana" and "Adict" next to eachother again is gonna get it... no such thing.. no matter how many pounds you smoke in 1 week.... the reason for this is YOU CAN NEVER OVERDOSE FROM IT.
I love free strippers.
hmm what else... ahh Im still busting my balls, and winning.
I Read the rest of the 200 pages of Choke by Chuck Palanuik on sunday and finished my book report for yesterdays damn class. This teacher is a real crap guzzler. I always have at least 2 assignments due each session of class not to mention she grades harshly too... I remember she started "Winging it" on our first day, that's how you know your in trouble and the syllabus doesn't mean shit.
Good freaking Night.
current music: Suicidal Tendencies - Panic
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Friday, February 17th, 2006
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6:19 pm - Oodles of noodles.
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I put in my 2 weeks notice yesterday...
and there is this cool mars dawn effect outside in the sky.
current music: Dead Kennedys - Riot
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Wednesday, February 15th, 2006
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9:11 pm - I Have No Title. But...
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IM ALIVE!!
I almost got ran off the road by a car with a wheelchair strapped to the back and then I wondered... How very suspicious.
current music: Cock Sparrar - A.U.
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Thursday, February 2nd, 2006
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10:29 pm - Blubbering Super Foam
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My Cats better than your cat... mah cats better than yours... the ethnocentrism makes me jism... because my cats better than yours! hahahh
ethnocentrism makes the world go round... or at least tumble down.
So... I guess I'm in a band now... and I get the play the triangle.... or suck crap at the drums... or play another random instrument... at least I can keep a beat. hahahah mabey I should stick with an instrument I can play.
current music: Left Over Crack - Burn Them Prisons
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Wednesday, January 11th, 2006
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1:56 am
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"Oh, You Look So Supprised! Happy Birthday.... Fucker!"
These Kind of days are over rated... just a little.... Wheel's wants to throw me a birthday bash on FRIDAY THE 13 at his place... 1141 East Ridge Appts. .. Southern and McClintock.... If you dont know where that is its behind Flower Market and Goodwill sorta... not that hard to spot, look for a blue and white sign. travel near the back area... which means go straight which ever entrance you enter...Its Near the back corner of the complex so look for the ONE STORY apartments... thats important! ONE STORY! and after that park and enter into the appartments.... their should be a pool and a kazeebo next to were he lives #1141.
Anyone's Invited... I'm buying Beer... Probly lots... Perhaps Crappy to your tastes(Red Dog... and Amber Bock, BUT more amber bock than red dog..) ... it's pretty free.
Birthday Over Rated..... Indeed. But give me love.
FICKING S YES!!! FRIDAY THE 13th!!
current music: Faith No More - The Gentle Art of Making Enemys
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Friday, December 23rd, 2005
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11:04 pm - Let's Slay Santa Clause.
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And While you were out playing,
I was wallowing in my Solitude.
You could say he had a little christmas in him, when he woke up in the eve of the night with santas cock in his ass. Santa kept wispering to himself... "One last stop," he said " Just one last stop."
I Hate Christmas.... I don't want gifts. and don't give me anymore money. fuck shite, I could use an Island though, with a shack, a library, mabey some weman, an endless supply of liquor, malt and wine, A giagantic field of hallucigenic mushrooms and last but not least a sunflower market/food4less where all the items are free and always restocked.... hell of a wishlist, huh? ... wait let's not forget the many episodes of Sea lab and ATHF on DVD... I guess I would need a TV on my island for that too... damnit.
current music: Left Over Crap - Feed the Children (book of lies)
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Wednesday, December 14th, 2005
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9:44 pm - Sooo damn grand...
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"Why don't give him a big chocolate bunny!?" says the easter bunny to diformed santa, Fry Lock and Meat Wad.
Hahaha ATHF is so fucking great.
current music: Aqua Teen Hunger Force Theme Song
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Monday, December 12th, 2005
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12:22 am - Movies are moving... and most horrific.. (most plots I mean.)
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